I love The Pickle

Something is in the works. MWHAHAHAHA…

But aside from that, you all should know she’s awesome.

 Me: Dude, everyone is talking about this black hole that “supposed” to happen tonight

Hailey: So I take it people are drinking tonight? Do a keg stand to commemorate the planet.

Me: Does chugging a bottle of wine work?

Hailey: Morgan, really? Jesus could do better.

Me: Fuck, I don’t want to disappoint Jesus. If only I had a keg in my house. Something we will need to correct when you come to visit. 

Hailey: Most definitely. The next visit will be so ridiculous, perhaps even lol-ercaust.

Did I mention she’s awesome?